Hi. Im Munchie. Welcome to Jackass. Non-Binary~Genderfluid/Pansexual. If you want my porn blog, message me. Also, I am He-Man.
this gas station says “we have diesel” why are they holding holding vin diesel captive
i don’t even know what i’m doing with my time anymore but hey heres the magic the gathering butt cracks guy and hes gonna bless ur blog
ancient japanese proverb:
if his hair is white or gray
bet your ass he’s hella gay
but bear in mind that hair don’t lie
sure as hell he’s gonna die
hey bro…u awake? can i hold your hand…..i had a nightmare
OK first you’re being a total dick right now,
Exercise caution, especially with things labeled “fresh” pizza
I dunno, I’m most worried about “stairs”
A story of a young man trying to come up in the rap game despite his family and friends advice to quit because his bars are weak as hell
Coming soon to a theater near you.
Nigga said “I got cancer”
"What you finna light a cigarette up for?"
Told him “I ain’t light it”
"It’s a muthafuckin metaphor"
If you ever feel bad just remeber there is a gif of me floating around tumblr of when I was 8 and I sat on the escalator and knocked down a table of jewelry at macys